Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff? To throw the Roadrunner off.

I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I'm afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there.

Its sad... Its sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence instead of his brilliant paintings of tunnels

Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit