*spills wine on Ouija board* OUIJA: *moving pointer by itself* H-E-Y S-S-E-X-Y D-Y-O-O-U-W-W-A-N-N-A M-A-K-E O-U-T ME: *moves pointer to NO*
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*spills wine on Ouija board* OUIJA: *moving pointer by itself* H-E-Y S-S-E-X-Y D-Y-O-O-U-W-W-A-N-N-A M-A-K-E O-U-T ME: *moves pointer to NO*
[using Ouija Board] "Will i ever find true love--" "NEW GHOST WHO DIS"
*Husband using Ouija board after I've died* Please answer me *arrow moves* "It's on the top shelf. Right there. RIGHT THERE! Use your eyes!"
Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board.
I hope at my funeral someone has the foresight to bring a Ouija board so I can live tweet Hell.
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