The barman asks, “Why the non-linear story structure?” Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar.

Why can't Quentin Tarantino make a good first impression? He's always getting off on the wrong foot.

The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't make that here."" Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl

Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies