A man walked past the refrigerator and heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song. When he opened the fridge door, it was just chives talking.

What is Barry Gibb better at than the rest of the Bee Gees? Staying Alive

I get chills down my spine every time I hear the song Stayin' Alive... I don't know, there's something about the Bee Gees that just gives me the heebie jeebies

Walked past the fridge today and heard some onions singing the Bee Gees... ...turns out it was just some Ch-ch-ch-chivvveesss talking.