"Goodnight moon." *Moon takes out one earbud* "No, Pepsi is not ok."

[first day on the job as a drug dealer] *giggles* "We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?" *gets stabbed*

Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn't matter. It's all good. But a Pepsi drinker...

What can I get you to drink? "Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please [In kitchen, to manager] I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do?