Thor the God of Thunder So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flyin

Hubs: If you could sleep with... Me: THOR!!! Hubs: ...the fan off tonight, that'd be great. Me: Ohhhh...

"DAAAAAAAD!! LOKI KEEPS STEALING MY THUNDER!!" -adolescent Thor

I can explain the casting for Thor. Norse mythology describes him as a "hauntingly beautiful blonde lady"