Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt.

Home Alone 3: Take the Hint, Kevin

"One Two Three Four Five Six... KEVIN!!!" - how I would introduce myself 100% of the time if my parents had blessed me with the name Kevin

GIRL NEARBY: I'm breaking up with you, Kevin. You don't talk about Pokemon enough. [I sit up straight and frantically try smoothing my hair]