*First Date Her: Why are we at Home Depot? Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
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Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot.
I bet Thor would lose his shit if he knew how many hammers are at Home Depot.
If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot.
[home depot] employee[yelling]: YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN HERE me: [yelling over the sound of revving chainsaw]: WHAT
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