Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke.#Charlie Sheen#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court.#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty#Religion#Lawyer#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
My main goal in life is to become a cooking show judge Mostly because I like to criticize people while I eat#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →