God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed.

Reportedly Wayne Rooney said to Roy Hodgson ""I don't know if I'm better on the left, middle or right"" Hodgson responded ""Shut up and pick a seat on the plane

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs? [**I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him? ""Wayne""