Hello, Mr. Bond. *shuffles UNO cards* I've been expecting you. *sinks into bean bag chair*#Mr Bond#One-Liner0🔗 Share
"Ah, Mr Bond, I-" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* "-wasn't expecting you."#Mr Bond#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye." Auric Goldfinger giving instructions at his Easter egg decorating party.#Mr Bond#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Mr.Bond caught pants down ""Ah, Mr Bond, I-"" *closes laptop lid and pulls up trousers* ""-wasn't expecting you.""#Mr Bond#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Feeling strange Mr. Bond? It's because I laced your Martini with a vaccine for Measles You now have Autism!#Mr Bond#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →