*Takes our kid away so my wife can have a break* *Takes kid to pub* *Bumps into wife at pub*#Marriage#Kids#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 Share
A man, his wife, his kid, and his dog all walk into a bar. *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Ouch!* *Woof!*#Animals#Marriage#Kids#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.#Kids#Parents#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Wife still out of town. I'm afraid if I order Dominos again they will call child services.#Marriage#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →