Judge:"Since we can't prove who's baby it is we will ... cut the baby in half Worm Mom 1:"Sure Worm Mom 2 :"Ya do it.

I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them.

The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.

When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.