If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply "Like" to all of my tweets. I'll understand

I was going to suggest Twitter to have a live Nativity scene but I think it's going to be impossible. A virgin and 3 wise men? On here?!

Pro Tip: don't believe everything on Twitter. Y'all said throw her up against the wall to keep her happy. Karen from accounting. Not Happy.

Twitter is considering a 10,000-character limit for tweets. Well, there goes the neighborhood.