When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.

so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested for child endangerment

So there was a family of horses. There was a dad horse, a mom horse, and a kid horse. One day, the dad horse took the mom horse to a baseball game. Now, the mom horse had never had a drink in her life, but she decided that this was special occasion, so she got her first beer. The mom horse loved it. The mom horse got a beer everyday for the next month. Eventually, she started to drink two a day, then three a day, until eventually, she was drinking 10 beers a day. One day, after her 7th beer, the…

OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME! A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blond woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she could join them. Naturally, the guys all agreed. Smiling, the blonde thanked them and said, 'Loo…