I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.

When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now

Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.

Man in fatigues w SONY written on his forehead has handcuffed me&my sons to radiator & is forcing us to watch 8th Spider-Man reboot in 3 yrs