Three guys survive a plane crash Both pilots and a passenger. They find themselves stranded in a dense unknown jungle. After hours of searching for some sort of help or civilization the ground starts to rumble. In panic they run through the vegetation but it's no use. A huge monstrous cyclops rushes from behind them and scoops them up. With a sinister voice he says "" I am king of this forest, ruler of pain and conquer of death. If you wish to escape you must complete a challenge. Each of you must collect 8 of one fruit by nightfall or death will be upon you."" Then the cyclops realeased them. Each man scrambled through the forrest in desperation for fruit. One of the pilots comes back with apples. "" I have your fruit my king"" Laughing the cyclops says "" shove each one up your ass and you are free to go"" Desperate for his life he attempts it, regretting his fruit choice. After much force he can't even start the first one. "" It's impossible"" he sobs. Without hesitation the cyclops stomps him to death. Then the passenger comes holding cherries. "" I have your fruit my lord"" Once again the cyclops says "" shove each one up your ass and I'll let you free"" But before he even attempts to try the passenger starts rolling on the floor in a fit of laughter. Enraged the cyclops kills him too. Once in heavan the pilot asks the passenger "" What in the hell happened? Anyone could fit 8 cherries up their ass if their life depended on it"" With tears of laughter in his eyes the passenger says "" While I was getting cherries I saw your co-pilot collect pineapples""