Miniskirt A small crowd gathers at a bus stop. A busty blonde in a tight top and even tighter miniskirt shows up same time as the bus. Being a gentleman, a man lets her onto the bus first. She goes to take her first step up the bus stairs, her legs are unable to take the step. The miniskirt was far too tight. Smiling apologetically to everyone, she reaches back to unzips the zipper a little. She attempts to step up the stairs, again, the skirt is still too tight. She reaches around her back, unzips the zipper a little. Smiling once more, she attempts to step up. Sigh, the skirt is still too tight, she reaches behind her a third time. Two large hands grab her by the waist, lifting her up and placing her at the top of the steps. ""Get your hands off me! How dare you touch me,"" she squealed. ""Ma'am, as much as I don't mind,"" the gentleman paused,""you were pulling down my zipper"".
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