New York city makes a tender to paint the Statue of Liberty. 3 Companies bid for the tender, one Chinese, one Canadian and one Mexican. The Chinese offer 3 million dollars; they say that they will bring 100 Chinese workers and do it in less then a month. The Canadians offer 6 million dollars; they say they will use super expensive painting and it will hold for at least 50 years without having to paint the statue again. The Mexicans offer 9 million dollars. The person in charge of the tender is perplexed and curious about what the Mexicans are going to offer them. So he calls the Mexican to ask why is it so expensive. The Mexican says it's very simple, 3 for you, 3 for me and 3 for the Chinese that are going to do the work.
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