So a Jim walks into a bar... ...and the only other person in the bar (other than the barkeeper) is one guy. This guy had already had way too many, and was fighting to keep his balance on the bar stool. Soon after, the drunk falls off of his chair. The drunk then tried to climb up back on to the bar stool, but to no avail. After watching the drunk man try to climb back up onto his bar stool for a while, Jim takes pity on him and walks over to help him out. ""Are you okay there man?"" Jim asks the drunk man. ""Ima...well I...shee...I don't feel so gaud"" the drunk man stutters. Jim, taking pity on him says, ""Alright, I'm going to bring you home. Now stand up."" Despite all of his efforts, the drunk man could not get up. ""He's in worse shape than I imagined"" Jim thought to himself. Jim then took the drunk man's arm and hauled him over out the door and over to his car. Placing him right beside the passanger side door of the car, he let go of the drunk man to get on to the driver side. But alas the drunk man falls straight to the ground. Jim walked over and picked up the poor man and put him into the seat. After driving a while, using loose directions from the drunk man, he finally finds the drunk guy's house. The car door swings open and the drunk man falls right off the seat on to the ground. Jim picked up the man and worked his way over to the door of his house. Jim then rang the door bell, and the drunk man's wife appeared. Tears of joy were streaming down her face. ""Oh thank God"" she said, ""I had no clue where he had gone!... um...where's his wheelchair?""