Johnson is a janitor for a big international company. One day, as Johnson is sweeping the floors in the lobby of the main headquarters for the company, George Bush enters the building as he has a meeting with the CEO. He meets the CEO in the lobby but before entering the conference room, he greets Johnson, ""Heeey Johnson! Nice to see you buddy!"" After the meeting, the CEO approaches Johnson and asks ""Hey, how do you know mr Bush?"" ""Oh, we go golfing some times. He's a pretty nice guy"". The CEO shakes his head in disbelief and leaves. The next week, Johnson is again sweeping the lobby. This time, Vladimir Putin enters, and the same thing happens. After the meeting, the CEO asks Johnson ""What the hell? You know Putin too?"" ""Yeah, we go fishing from time to time. He's a great fisherman you know!"" The CEO is surprised and asks ""How do you know these people? Do you like, know the Pope?"" ""Yeah actually the Pope and I go way back!"" The CEO couldn't believe this. Johnson couldn't know the pope, no way. The CEO suggested that they go to the Vatican and meet the Pope to prove it. If Johnson was telling the truth, the CEO would cover all the costs for the trip, if not, Johnson would. So they arrive in Rome the next day and go to St. Peter's Square. The Pope is giving a speech on the balcony. When Johnson and the CEO get closer to the balcony, the Pope shouts ""Hey Johnson! Get up here and keep me some company! My speech is about to end and we have a lot to catch up on!"" Johnson then goes up the balcony and stands there with the Pope until the speech is over and they go inside. A while later, Johnson gets back to St. Peter's Square to find the CEO passed out from shock. He wakes him up and says ""Are you all right? I told you I knew him, it couldn't have been that big a surprise"" The CEO shakes his head and says ""Yeah, it wasn't that. But there was a group of asian tourists who came up to me and asked who the guy on the balcony next to Johnson is!""