There was a pirate ship... And the man in the crow's nest looked through his scope and yelled down to the captain ""ONE ship on the horizon!"". The captain then said ""Get me my red shirt, for if I am wounded in battle, my crew will not see me bleeding and they will fight on"". The man in the crow's nest looked again yelled down to the captain ""TEN ships on the horizon!!!"" The captain then said ""Get me my brown pants.""
How do u make a Pirate angry? Take the P out of him.
I'd like to be a double agent. Or maybe a single agent/pirate. Maybe even a velociraptor. Definitely a velociraptor/pirate agent.
"What'd you do today" "Went on a treasure hunt" "I hope you mean job hunt" "Treasure hunt" "You need to find a job" "Not if I find treasure"
[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude
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