There's a blonde man, a Mexican man, and an Italian man sitting on a construction site eating lunch and... The Mexican man opens his lunch and exclaims, ""Bean burritos again?! I swear if I get bean burritos one more time I am going to jump and kill myself!"" Then the Italian man opens his lunch and says, ""Seriously?! Spaghetti and meatballs again?! If I get this one more time in my lunch I am going to jump and kill myself as well!"" then the blonde man opened his lunch and gets a ham and cheese sammich and pretty much says the same thing as the other guys. Then next day at lunch time the three guys go to the the top of the site and open there lunches, all of them got exactly what they had yesterday and jumped to their deaths. At the funeral the Mexican's wife goes up to the front and says, ""If only I'd known he didn't want burritos for lunch I would have made him something else!"" Next the Italian's wife walks up and says, ""He should have told me he didn't want spaghetti and meatballs! I just would have made him something else!"" After this everyone at the funeral looks at the blonde man's wife waiting for her to say something and she just says, ""Don't look at me he makes his own lunch.""