I wanted to do some light history reading this summer... ...so I read the biography of Thomas Edison.#Thomas Edison#One-Liner0🔗 Share
{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? "Yes.." YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*#Thomas Edison#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why does Thomas Edison hate Ubisoft Montreal Cause he didn't like AC#Thomas Edison#Montreal#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →