There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited…

Cut to the quick! The post office worker at the main office finds an unstamped, poorly handwritten envelope addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it's from an elderly lady, distressed because all of her savings of $200 had been stolen. She will be cold and hungry at Easter without divine intervention. The worker organises the postal workers, who dig deep and come up with $180 to donate. They get the money to the old woman by special courier the same morning. A week later, the same postal w…

If Recipes were like tax forms.... * Line 1. Butter, a minimum of half a pound (8 oz.), but not to exceed 1 (one) pound. (See line 4.) * Line 2. Sugar, light brown or white, unless you or your spouse had a financial account in a foreign country in 1990, in which case dark brown sugar must be used. Do not substitute molasses or honey. Use 1 (one) cup and adjust to taste. * Line 3. Eggs, six or half a dozen, whichever is greater. * Line 4. Semisweet chocolate, 6 oz. Nonfarm families may choose the…

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought, ""I better open this one and see what it's all about."" So he opened it and it read: ""Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had a hundred dollars in it which was all the money I had until my next pension check."" ""Next Sunday is Easter, and I had inv…