A Christian is watching TV when he gets a flood warning. A Christian is sitting at home watching TV when a flood warning pops up. He's alarmed, but he has faith and decides to stay where he is and trust in God to rescue him. The water starts rising and the man is forced to go to the second floor of his house. He hears a knock on the window and sees a rescue worker in a lifeboat motioning for him to climb in. ""Come on! We've got to get out of here!"" ""No,"" the man replies. ""I am going to stay here and wait for God to rescue me."" The water keeps rising, so the man climbs out the window and onto his roof. Another lifeboat floats up to him, carrying a second rescue worker, who motions for him to jump in. ""Come on! We're running out of time!"" ""No, my friend,"" the man responds. ""I am going to wait for God to rescue me."" By this point, the water is almost above the roof, and the man has to climb up to the satellite dish. A search and rescue helicopter glides above him, shining a spotlight on him and lowering a rope. He waves the chopper off, still believe that God will rescue him. Two seconds later, a bolt of lightning strikes the satellite dish and kills him. The man wakes up at the gates of heaven, face to face with Saint Peter. ""What happened?!"" he yells in frustration. ""I thought God was going to rescue me!"" Peter chuckles. ""I don't know what you're complaining about. He sent you two boats and a helicopter.""