My grandfather told me, that before he dies he wants to learn Latin. Me: ""Why do you want to learn Latin before you die?"" Grandfather: ""So that when I die and go to Heaven, I can talk with Saint Peter and he'll be impressed by me talking Latin with him"" Me: ""But what if you go to Hell instead of Heaven?"" Grandfather: ""That won't be a problem... I already speak German""
Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.
Turtles do nothing and are slow as hell, yet they live for like 200 years. I'll probably live forever.
People who hit Reply All to 20+ recipients and then say, "Thanks!"--please know, you are going to Hell. Nothing can save you. Nothing.
Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'
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