A young man was sitting at home when a terrible rainstorm began. Within hours, the man's house began to flood, and someone came to his door offering a ride to higher ground. The man declined, saying, ""God will take care of me."" A few hours later, as the waters engulfed the first floor of the man's home, a boat passed by, and the captain offered to take the man to safety. The man declined, saying, ""God will take care of me."" A few hours after that, as the man waited on his roofhis entire home floodeda helicopter flew by, and the pilot offered transportation to dry land. Again the man declined, telling the pilot that God would care for him. Soon thereafter, the waters overcame the man, and as he stood before God in heaven, he protested his fate: ""You promised that you'd help me so long as I was faithful."" God replied, ""I sent you a car, a boat, and a helicopter. Your death is your own fault.""
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