A Frenchman, a Cuban, and a Texan are seated together on a plane... The pilot announces an engine failure in their small commuter craft. Shortly after, the second engine fails. The pilot, in an attempt to drop dead weight instructs all luggage and passenger items to be thrown overboard. It isn't enough, they're not gonna be able to glide to safety. The pilot calls for a few brave souls to make a sacrifice for the greater good. The Frenchman stands stall and shouts ""Vive la France!"" before jumping out the plane. The Cuban stands up as well and shouts ""Viva la revolucion"" before jumping to his death. Finally, the Texan stands proudly and says ""Remember the Alamo"" and throws a Mexican out the door.