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In His Image A son approaches his father and asks, ""Dad, would you buy me a car?"" The father considers the question and replies, ""I will, but only if you do well in school, become devoted in church, and cut your hair."" The son agrees and spends the next six months applying himself in school and church. He returns to his father and says, ""You see that I am doing well in school and how devoted I've become to God and the church. Will you buy me a car now?"" The father shakes his head and says, ""No son, you did not cut your hair."" The son pleads, ""But dad, look at Moses and Jesus, they were great men and they had long hair."" To which the father replied, ""Yes, but they were walking.""

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