long-term plan is to let my debt build into the millions and when I die have a golden tombstone that says COME COLLECT IT IN HELL, TAX MAN

The miser's will A notorious miser died, and in his will he left his $3 million estate split evenly among his three sons: a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer. Being selfish even in death, he left each of them strict instructions to put the money in his coffin when they buried him. After the funeral, the three were talking, and the doctor said ""I have a confession to make. I didn't actually put all the money in the coffin -- it seemed like such a waste. I kept out $200,000 to buy some new equipment…

30 grand A man had $30,000 and was about to die, so he hired a doctor, preacher, and lawyer. The man told the three when I die each of you throw $10,000 of my money in my grave with me. So the man died and they did. Months later the doctor confessed, I only threw $7,000. I used $3,000 for medical research. Then the preacher confessed I only threw in $8,000. I used $2,000 for church repairs. Then the lawyer said I'm ashamed of you two. I wrote a check for the full $10,000 and threw it in.

What is more powerful than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have it, if you eat it, you will die? Diarrhoea