So a woman is on a plane... So a woman is on a plane late at night and the hostess gives her some peanuts for free. She explains that the airline has been sponsored by a peanut company called The Nut Shack. Since there were less people on the plane, there were a lot of peanuts left. The woman says 'Thank you!' and goes back to watching the in-flight entertainment. A few minutes later, she hears a small voice say 'You look great today!' She is confused, but keeps watching. Over the course of 10 or so minutes she hears the voice a few more times, saying things like 'You're beautiful' and 'You have an awesome personality'. She asks the hostess if she is hearing the same voice, and she says 'It's the peanuts, you see. They're complimentary!'
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