A blonde, a redhead, & a brunette are about to be executed A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by firing squad. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, ""Ready . . . Aim . . ."" Suddenly the brunette yells, ""earthquake!!"" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, ""Ready . . . Aim . . ."" The redhead then screams, ""Tornado!!"" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."" The blonde hollers, ""FIRE!!!""