Two guys get lost in a desert They keep walking for days and weeks, with no water or food, losing all hope to make it out alive. Suddenly, they see a building in the distance and when they get close, they realize it's a mosque. The first guy, Dave, says: ""Finally! They are muslims, they will help us, but we need to say that we are muslims as well!"" The second guy, Jack says: ""No way, I am Christian, and I will never present myself as a muslim."" Dave says: ""Alright, but we must go in. From now on, I'm Mohamed."" They then walk in and Dave says: ""I'm Mohamed, this is my friend Jack. We are lost, and we haven't eaten for days. Can you please help us?"" The muslim ordered the other men: ""Go bring some food here for Jack, give him whatever he wants to eat and drink! ""And for you Mohamed, happy Ramadan!""