When I die I want everyone.. ..... come to my funeral in FBI outfits, stand at the back and not say a word, so everyone will think I lived a cool double life.
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HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell
The Walking Dead is Jesus's favorite show.
Remember that someone out there is thinking of you right now, figuring out how to make your death look like an accident.
It's not called "Laura the Explorer" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI.
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