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Rover! So this Steve is meeting his girl's father over dinner for the first time. Trouble is, Steve has really bad gas. So everything's going well: the food tastes nice, the father really seems to like him, and the the dog is eating the crumbs that fall under the table. But eventually, Steve lets one rip. Immediately, the girl's father leans under the table and yells, ""Rover!"" Steve thinks to himself, ""Excellent! I can fart all I want and this guy will blame it on his dog!"" So some time passes, and eventually Steve lets one rip and the father leans under the table and once again yells, ""Rover!"" Not long after, Steve feels the urge again, and lets yet another one rip. Then the father leans under the table and yells, ""Rover! Get out from under that table before that boy kills you!""

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