My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear.

ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year ME: yeah she's a cat

Our grandchildren in 2060 ""Grandma, why did you look like a dog when you were a teen?"" I really hate that filter.

Took my Grandma to a nibble fish spa.. It's cheaper than burial or cremation!