I like my women the way I like my coffee. Yup, I like blonde slutty coffee with low self esteem.

[meeting the parents] Do you have one in blonde?

"Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your Asian friend!" - every cellphone ad ever

I'm rockin the 'Barbie doll' look today. No, I didn't dye my hair blonde. I did 4 pushups and now I can't unbend my arms