John was shocked when he saw his friend Ben fitted out with a cast on his leg and crutches. He said: - Hey, Ben! What happened to you? You went abroad, right? Ben: That was the plan but it didn't push through. John: But why? What happened? Ben: They beat me inside the airplane. John: That's why you look like that, but why did they beat you? Ben: Because I saw an old friend from college, and I called him. John: What? You just called him and you got beaten? What exactly did you say? Ben: I just called out, ""Hi, Jack!"" Then they just jumped and beat me. Compliments of Lettercount