Biggest, Baddest kid in town There was a new kid at the local high school that started getting into trouble so he was sent to the principals office. The principal says ""Hey there son you must be new I've never seen you around. What's your name? "". The boy replies ""I'm the biggest baddest kid in town and I'll kick your beep from street to street"". The principal got offended so he suspended him for the day. As the boy was walking home he passes a police officer. The police officer says ""It's …

Three vampires sit in a cave in the black of night, sharing a drink, laughing, and generally having a good time that one would not associate with the undead. The night grew longer, and an observer, should they be careful enough, would learn that vampires can indeed get drunk. Eventually, the three begin to bicker about which of them is the most powerful and deadly. The youngest suddenly gets up, and flies off into the night. Almost instantly, he returns in a huge flock of bats. His hands are …