I told my 7 year old daughter that there are real princesses... My 7 year old made a comment along the lines of ""I wish princesses were real"" and I replied that they are, they're just not what you think of when you watch fairy-tales and Disney shows. She didn't believe me so I started to look some up on my phone and came across Diana....the following dialogue is verbatim Daughter - ""Oh she's pretty, who's she?"" Me - ""That's Princess Diana, she died in a car wreck years ago though"" Daughter - ""Haha, is that why they call her DIE-ana....because she's dead and her name was Anna and people kept saying 'DIE ANNA DIE ANNA' "" I couldn't help, much to my wife's discontent, but laugh.
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