My mother-in-law got into a car accident and broke both her legs and arms even god knows what a snake she is#Animals#Driving#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Guess who I ran into today, Billy. "Who, dad?" Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.#Animals#Driving#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Can you validate my parking?" "You parked beautifully. Your dad would be proud." *wipes away tears* "Thanks."#Driving#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
The year is 2027. Voice to text is flawless. A young child points at a bird and says, "Duck". His mother slaps him.#Animals#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is.#Animals#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →