A blonde and a red head met in a bar after work... ...for a drink, and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, ""I'll take that bet!"" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, ""I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."" The blonde replied, ""Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!""
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