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A millionaire is on his deathbed... A millionaire is on his deathbed, about to lose his battle with cancer. In his final moments, he asks that his Priest, his doctor, and his lawyer come to see him. The three enter his room and walk up to his bed. The dying man looks at the three and says ""I have brought you all here for one final request. I wish to be buried with my wealth, so that I may have it with me in the next life. To ensure that it happens, I am entrusting each of you with $300,000 to place in my casket when I am gone."" The dying man hands the Priest, doctor, and lawyer each an envelope containing $300,000 in cash, and tragically passes away moments later. There is a grand funeral for the millionaire, and the Priest, doctor, and lawyer sit in the seats in the back. Each of the three walk up to the casket, gently place their envelope next to the millionaire, and walk outside. The men are walking home together in silence, when finally the Priest speaks up: ""I am a man of God, and I cannot hold this in. There was only $200,000 in my envelope. I took $100,000 out of the envelope and donated it to my church. I know that he would have wanted the church to prosper."" The doctor and the lawyer gasped in disbelief at what the priest had done. However, the doctor also had something to say: ""My envelope was also a light. I took out $200,000 to donate to cancer research. I know he would have wanted to try to help others with this research!"" The lawyer stepped back from the Priest and the doctor, and shook his head in utter disbelief. Finally when he calmed down he spoke: ""I can't believe you two! Your envelopes didn't have all the money inside?!? Well, I will have you know that I walked up and put my envelope in that casket, complete with a check for $300,000.

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