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Canadian zombie apocalypse A man is in Toronto and there's nothing but havoc. People are eating eachother alive, people are running scared and others are transforming infront of their eyes. He notices a man lurching over beside him before puking blood in his face, and he tells him, ""I...want...to eat...your brains!!"" He cries, ""No! Please!"" Surprisingly, the zombie is taken aback and says: ""Oh, no, sorry, so sorry, you know what it's like, eh, gotta eat tasty brains and there ain't many, eh...""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNFKSMJNKKQP91DRQYSSJM