A boy walks up to his priest... Boy: Father? Priest: Yes? Boy: I been thinking reeaal hard about something and i just can't figure it out. Priest: Figure what out? Boy: I just can't figure out if God is black or white. Do you know? [*The priest chuckled*] Priest: Son, you see there isn't a simple answer for that but i'd say God is both. [*the boy walked off with a puzzled look*] [*30 minutes later the boy comes back*] Boy: Listen, i've thought about what you said and now i'm wondering whether God is a boy or a girl. [*Again the Priest answered both*] [*still confused the boy walked away and came back an hour later*] Boy: Okay, so after all you've told me i still have one more question. Priest: Well, what is it? Boy: Is God Michael Jackson?