Neighbors just got a pirate ship playhouse for their backyard. Drunk me has never been so excited.

Pirate walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""Is that a napkin on your head?"" Pirate replies "" No, it be a bounty"".

Can you guess what the pirate's favorite drink is? *Hint: named after a Captain...* Black beer, duh

A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO