A plane was once flying over an island.. A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot's voice: ""Ladies & Gentlemen, if you look on the right side of the plane, you'll see an engine on fire. If you look on the left side, you'll see a wing on fire. And if you look down, you'll see me and my co-pilot in parachutes, waving at you. This is a recording.""
I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work.
I just saw a can of ginger ale that wasn't on an airplane and it looked really uncomfortable.
When someone tells me to have a safe flight it's like ok I will do my best but just so you know I am not the pilot of the airplane
"Shotgun!" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane.
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