Two Jews are walking in the street... And a christian comes out of the church and say Fellow jews, I'll pay $100 for each one of you that start believing in Jesus! One jew enters the church and the other refuse, deciding to wait outside. After one hour the jew comes out of the church yelling: I believe in Jesus! He is my lord and savior! What about the money? The jew yells: Always about the money!
[Me and a friend have movie night, order pizza and do some acid] Me: "Hell yeah" Friend: "Hell yeah" Pizza: "Oh hell yeah"
I bet in hell you have to sleep in a hot bedroom with a pillow that never has a cool side.
I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?
Apparently, Indian banks will give you a loan only if you prove that you don't need it.
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