Seriously Funny 7/11/'16 New flicks about to come out, Ghostbusters, Star Trek, & Jason Bourne. I'm sorry, Old flicks being redone AGAIN coming out soon! The Sulu character on the next Star Trek will be gay. According to George Takei he won't exactly be going boldly where NO man has gone before. Erik Estrada's taken a job as a reserve cop in Southeastern Idaho. You laugh, but this could lead to a cameo in Paul Blart Mall Cop 3! One mega-church in South Carolina has 30,000 parishioners! I'd hate to do the dishes after the annual pot luck dinner! The solar powered plane is finishing it's round the world trip. It refueled at night by circling Wayne Newton's Las Vegas home! WI Gov Christe may run with Trump. His slogan isn't Make America Great Again, it's Make America Cake Again;. Sorry cheap shot! I went to a fireworks show in Northern Wisconsin. The crowd looked like a halfway house burnt down & they fled in their old clothes! The MLB All Star Game is tomorrow. Or as it's better known; The Cubs versus the Rangers! All these riots in the streets. Can't we be civilized like the British & riot in the soccer stadiums like rational human beings? They've now developed a hybrid of Brussel Sprouts & Kale. It's for sadistic parents who want to torture their children!
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